god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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