This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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