it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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