I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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