Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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