haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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