He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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