The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
In other news, I just burned my penis
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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