i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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