I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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