I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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