True but thats because hes a fetus.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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