I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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