thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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