I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
