my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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