But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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