I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just blew my weed a kiss
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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