we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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