why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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