well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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