is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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There r osticjed everywhere
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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