the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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