3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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