And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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