Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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