Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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