i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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