so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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