Moan for me like Helen Keller
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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