You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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