even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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