Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
God I need to hump something, right now.
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