At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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