Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
