Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Welp...herpes.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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