Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i've created a new STD.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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