I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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