dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
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vagina is talking i cant
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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