Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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