I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Randomize
