Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am mentally ready for anal.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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