But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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