you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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