The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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