New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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