im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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