And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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