Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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