i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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