I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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