Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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