I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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