so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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